








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2404 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2680 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2294 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,933,162 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julma-Osuja | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | jääkuubik | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | Q7P | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Sep | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | SenZeJ | 59% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Väisänen | 57% | 51 |
| #10 | mAKKO | 51% | 141 |
| #11 | Makasiin1 | 50% | 22 |
| #12 | lihapulla27 | 49% | 84 |
| #13 | muum1pappa | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääbik | 18 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | lihapulla27 | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | mAKKO | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Väisänen | 10 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | risu | 9 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääbik | 424 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | mAKKO | 401 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jopsa | 230 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | lihapulla27 | 168 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | jääkuubik | 139 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääbik | +2.63 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Sep | +2.38 | 91 | 55 |
| #3 | SenZeJ | +2.09 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | jääkuubik | +0.92 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | Julma-Osuja | +0.76 | 84 | 61 |





