








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6049 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4978 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4167 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5331 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,230 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2054 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cimmo | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Sofail | 59% | 278 |
| #3 | Sep | 58% | 258 |
| #4 | Iiro | 58% | 104 |
| #5 | Torkuttaja | 57% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SenZeJ | 55% | 163 |
| #7 | jääkuubik | 53% | 156 |
| #8 | mAKKO | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | lihapulla27 | 46% | 109 |
| #10 | WileX | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 25 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Sep | 25 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Torkuttaja | 18 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | SenZeJ | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | lihapulla27 | 13 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 931 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | jääkuubik | 563 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Sep | 468 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Torkuttaja | 380 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | SenZeJ | 231 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääbik | +2.08 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Sep | +1.79 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Sofail | +1.75 | 83 | 78 |
| #4 | SenZeJ | +0.30 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | jääkuubik | +0.29 | 79 | 64 |





