








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 830 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1995 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4020 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3677 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,720 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | risu | 23 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Jopsa | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Iiro | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | mAKKO | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Maek | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAKKO | 271 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | risu | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Maek | 141 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Iiro | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Q7P | 102 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jopsa | +1.96 | 53 | 63 |
| #2 | Väisänen | +1.83 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | mAKKO | +1.43 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Iiro | +0.51 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | Q7P | +0.08 | 86 | 62 |





