








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,901 | |
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11210 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7687 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9933 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7792 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,435,716 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jopsa | 61% | 413 |
| #2 | risu | 60% | 68 |
| #3 | PekkaErik | 57% | 279 |
| #4 | Iiro | 51% | 141 |
| #5 | Q7P | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muum1pappa | 43 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | PekkaErik | 26 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Jopsa | 25 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Iiro | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | risu | 13 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Väisänen | +2.11 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | muum1pappa | +1.55 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | mAKKO | +1.39 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Jopsa | +1.36 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | Q7P | +0.15 | 87 | 64 |





