








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1580 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4821 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6216 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6157 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5973 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,881,646 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PekkaErik | 82% | 51 |
| #2 | muum1pappa | 62% | 90 |
| #3 | mAKKO | 61% | 413 |
| #4 | risu | 61% | 109 |
| #5 | Iiro | 57% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mAKKO | 61% | 413 |
| #4 | risu | 61% | 109 |
| #5 | Iiro | 57% | 128 |
| #6 | Q7P | 54% | 72 |
| #7 | Väisänen | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | risu | 22 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | mAKKO | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Väisänen | 13 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Iiro | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | muum1pappa | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAKKO | 1230 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | muum1pappa | 372 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Iiro | 320 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | risu | 165 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Q7P | 132 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Väisänen | +1.49 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Jopsa | +1.35 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | muum1pappa | +0.97 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | mAKKO | +0.77 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Iiro | +0.61 | 72 | 56 |





