








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1052 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 783 matches | ||
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11679 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10975 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10495 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 11305 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,519,504 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | 76% | 63 |
| #2 | fArt | 63% | 197 |
| #3 | kommi666 | 62% | 167 |
| #4 | shrooney | 62% | 79 |
| #5 | xtnkt | 61% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | jackson4th | 54% | 136 |
| #17 | jes | 54% | 84 |
| #18 | ◥◣ . ◢◤ | 47% | 75 |
| #19 | Fredrick™ | 46% | 107 |
| #20 | Curv | 45% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 56 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | owen | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | traditions | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | fArt | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | weine | 11 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 1601 | 0.39 | 46 min |
| #2 | n1 N1h0N | 1532 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #3 | xtnkt | 1174 | 0.27 | 26 min |
| #4 | traditions | 1111 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #5 | skruubz | 728 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | +3.52 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | skruubz | +3.46 | 82 | 75 |
| #3 | oomi | +2.81 | 87 | 56 |
| #4 | wyan | +2.23 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | shrooney | +1.78 | 81 | 66 |





