








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1386 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1777 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1436 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1368 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,005 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quique404 | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | k11 | 63% | 60 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 61% | 74 |
| #4 | JoFknLines | 56% | 187 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Isma06 | 55% | 60 |
| #7 | buho | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | SimonFknSay | 53% | 114 |
| #9 | Tirpa | 51% | 63 |
| #10 | ✪ Dvϟ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 26 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | JoFknLines | 25 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 21 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | Tirpa | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Isma06 | 6 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 718 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | 616 | 0.30 | 15 min |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 145 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | JimFknMy | 118 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tirpa | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +4.34 | 70 | 80 |
| #2 | k11 | +1.65 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.00 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | SimonFknSay | +0.83 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | +0.81 | 64 | 60 |





