








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 172 | 11% |
| Smokes | 386 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 646 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,736,623 of utility $350 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 47% | 92 |
| #2 | Skinnybitcher | 43% | 89 |
| #3 | SuperBad | 40% | 72 |
| #4 | Ms Bugsy | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | Bugsy77 | 40% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ms Bugsy | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | Bugsy77 | 40% | 110 |
| #6 | VanDracul | 38% | 87 |
| #7 | Maja<3 | 35% | 112 |
| #8 | SprängBengt | 27% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 19 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | SuperBad | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Bugsy77 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | SprängBengt | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | VanDracul | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 298 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | SprängBengt | 205 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | VanDracul | 126 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | SuperBad | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperBad | +4.56 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | +1.81 | 43 | 47 |
| #3 | Ms Bugsy | +1.36 | 39 | 48 |
| #4 | RichterTV | -0.14 | 42 | 18 |
| #5 | Maja<3 | -0.49 | 37 | 56 |





