








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1616 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2097 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 543 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,340 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Middleman | 35% | 100 |
| #7 | Mario_be_Trippin | 34% | 29 |
| #8 | Spevin Kacey | 31% | 71 |
| #9 | Thrillho | 29% | 14 |
| #10 | Talha | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Middleman | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Demarcus III | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Green man | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | J-D | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Mario_be_Trippin | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J-D | +2.10 | 56 | 48 |
| #2 | Middleman | +1.53 | 62 | 39 |
| #3 | cliveo~ | +0.97 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Green man | +0.09 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | Thrillho | -0.15 | 73 | 63 |





