








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 978 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3137 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1579 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2319 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,853,658 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lookman | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | Tawqe | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | jSX | 48% | 110 |
| #4 | Talha | 48% | 63 |
| #5 | Green man | 48% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Middleman | 44% | 296 |
| #7 | Mario_be_Trippin | 43% | 157 |
| #8 | cliveo~ | 41% | 140 |
| #9 | Spevin Kacey | 39% | 223 |
| #10 | Demarcus III | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Middleman | 22 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Demarcus III | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | cliveo~ | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Spevin Kacey | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Mario_be_Trippin | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cliveo~ | 467 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Middleman | 317 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Talha | 285 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Green man | 226 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Spevin Kacey | 200 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Middleman | +2.93 | 71 | 48 |
| #2 | J-D | +2.88 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | Talha | +1.34 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | cliveo~ | +1.07 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | Green man | +0.18 | 49 | 59 |





