








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1052 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1205 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1813 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1557 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1787 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,340 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lookman | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | jSX | 49% | 114 |
| #3 | Tawqe | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | Talha | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | J-D | 44% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mario_be_Trippin | 43% | 164 |
| #7 | Green man | 42% | 48 |
| #8 | Spevin Kacey | 38% | 223 |
| #9 | cliveo~ | 35% | 100 |
| #10 | Demarcus III | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J-D | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Mario_be_Trippin | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | cliveo~ | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Demarcus III | 6 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Spevin Kacey | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J-D | 1131 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #2 | cliveo~ | 347 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Talha | 316 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Spevin Kacey | 214 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Green man | 150 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J-D | +3.31 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | Middleman | +2.93 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | Talha | +1.32 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | cliveo~ | +0.53 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | Green man | -0.16 | 48 | 61 |





