








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3022 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1815 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1354 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,476 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | new config | 93% | 14 |
| #2 | mood2k | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | Thrillho | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | J-D | 48% | 80 |
| #5 | cliveo~ | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demarcus III | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | cliveo~ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Middleman | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | J-D | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Thrillho | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | new config | +7.45 | 92 | 42 |
| #2 | Middleman | +2.99 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | J-D | +2.73 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | Thrillho | +2.40 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | mood2k | +2.26 | 72 | 52 |





