








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3923 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3765 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4845 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3733 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,201 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Materino™ | 69% | 55 |
| #2 | Hatanache | 68% | 111 |
| #3 | Okaluga | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 59% | 95 |
| #5 | imtrxzey | 58% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hatanache | 68% | 111 |
| #3 | Okaluga | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 59% | 95 |
| #5 | imtrxzey | 58% | 73 |
| #6 | Darki ツ | 57% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darki ツ | 43 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Hatanache | 21 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 13 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Okaluga | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | imtrxzey | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darki ツ | 525 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Hatanache | 319 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Okaluga | 158 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Materino™ | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | imtrxzey | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | +3.94 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Darki ツ | +1.74 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | Okaluga | -0.70 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Hatanache | -1.52 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | Materino™ | -1.72 | 48 | 58 |





