








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2272 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2874 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3247 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3234 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,866 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatanache | 90% | 21 |
| #2 | imtrxzey | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | Alex) | 69% | 55 |
| #4 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | Darki ツ | 63% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darki ツ | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Okaluga | 9 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Hatanache | 8 | 0.0201 |
| #4 | Alex) | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | stormfors | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stormfors | 478 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Darki ツ | 221 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Alex) | 150 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪AnußFisterHDx™ | 113 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Okaluga | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | +5.16 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | Darki ツ | +3.60 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Hatanache | +2.64 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Okaluga | +2.47 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | 𝕽𝖎𝖐𝖐𝖆™ | +1.08 | 53 | 52 |





