








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1079 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1414 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1944 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2402 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2095 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,110,290 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Materino™ | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | TTV/ECO_ArTiTan | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Hatanache | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Alex) | 58% | 73 |
| #5 | Okaluga | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Alex) | 58% | 73 |
| #5 | Okaluga | 57% | 30 |
| #6 | Darki ツ | 56% | 85 |
| #7 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 55% | 188 |
| #8 | Ratte-SCB_ALF | 41% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 28 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Hatanache | 13 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Darki ツ | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Alex) | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Okaluga | 5 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | 211 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Darki ツ | 198 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ratte-SCB_ALF | 165 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hatanache | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Okaluga | 121 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | +7.02 | 94 | 66 |
| #2 | Darki ツ | +5.80 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Okaluga | +3.20 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | TTV/ECO_ArTiTan | +2.95 | 45 | 60 |
| #5 | Hatanache | +2.33 | 73 | 56 |





