








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3504 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4098 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3831 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3432 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,396 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatanache | 68% | 95 |
| #2 | Materino™ | 63% | 95 |
| #3 | Alex) | 57% | 319 |
| #4 | imtrxzey | 56% | 85 |
| #5 | Okaluga | 56% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Materino™ | 63% | 95 |
| #3 | Alex) | 57% | 319 |
| #4 | imtrxzey | 56% | 85 |
| #5 | Okaluga | 56% | 88 |
| #6 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 55% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatanache | 30 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Alex) | 29 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Okaluga | 20 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Materino™ | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | 694 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | Okaluga | 319 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Hatanache | 270 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Materino™ | 146 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | LuckyMONKEY08 | 66 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | +3.75 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Darki ツ | +2.30 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Okaluga | +0.58 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | Hatanache | -1.01 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | Materino™ | -1.24 | 49 | 57 |





