








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 319 | 9% |
| Smokes | 483 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,497 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECO_Kix | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | ECO_Beweser | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | TTV/ECO_ArTiTan | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Materino™ | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | Alex) | 59% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Hatanache | 58% | 33 |
| #7 | imtrxzey | 55% | 188 |
| #8 | Okaluga | 55% | 29 |
| #9 | Darki ツ | 55% | 91 |
| #10 | Ratte-SCB_ALF | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darki ツ | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Alex) | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Hatanache | 11 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | Okaluga | 10 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | imtrxzey | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | 264 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | imtrxzey | 218 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Darki ツ | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hatanache | 125 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Okaluga | 124 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex) | +6.91 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | Darki ツ | +5.92 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Okaluga | +2.82 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | TTV/ECO_ArTiTan | +2.79 | 43 | 63 |
| #5 | Hatanache | +1.01 | 71 | 48 |





