








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3659 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3121 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3529 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,304 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steadfast | 70% | 152 |
| #2 | Lollypop | 70% | 232 |
| #3 | me when the | 68% | 79 |
| #4 | Chilla | 67% | 18 |
| #5 | Fictionul | 66% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | spolts | 65% | 31 |
| #8 | Sithis | 64% | 285 |
| #9 | LandonW | 62% | 84 |
| #10 | ezstaysafe | 54% | 39 |
| #11 | Kolache | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sithis | 38 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Steadfast | 26 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Lollypop | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | LandonW | 14 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Fictionul | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sithis | 1117 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | Steadfast | 944 | 0.30 | 27 min |
| #3 | Lollypop | 752 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | Penske | 432 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | LandonW | 174 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielH | +2.80 | 66 | 79 |
| #2 | Lollypop | +2.70 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Steadfast | +2.16 | 83 | 76 |
| #4 | LandonW | +0.94 | 90 | 48 |
| #5 | me when the | +0.10 | 76 | 52 |





