








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6450 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4858 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3476 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3711 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,686 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spolts | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Lollypop | 69% | 214 |
| #3 | me when the | 67% | 76 |
| #4 | Chilla | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | TOBY | 66% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | pcookie2222 | 52% | 31 |
| #13 | ninjagrunt | 49% | 55 |
| #14 | Tyreek Hill | 48% | 29 |
| #15 | Murderous | 40% | 25 |
| #16 | OgKnuckleNeck | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steadfast | 36 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Lollypop | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | DanielH | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Fictionul | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | LandonW | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielH | 1524 | 0.26 | 46 min |
| #2 | Steadfast | 1401 | 0.29 | 42 min |
| #3 | Penske | 688 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #4 | Lollypop | 686 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #5 | Fictionul | 191 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steadfast | +3.44 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | Lollypop | +2.58 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | DanielH | +2.43 | 65 | 80 |
| #4 | LandonW | +1.05 | 90 | 48 |
| #5 | Sithis | +0.32 | 56 | 68 |





