








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2128 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1966 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1601 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,834,485 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 698 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | olofmeister(1) | 59% | 22 |
| #10 | updogz | 54% | 46 |
| #11 | me when the | 51% | 67 |
| #12 | FINCH | 50% | 40 |
| #13 | Red | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielH | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Lollypop | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Peeep | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | updogz | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | me when the | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steadfast | +3.56 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Lollypop | +2.52 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | LandonW | +2.34 | 90 | 50 |
| #4 | DanielH | +1.88 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | Peeep | +1.72 | 82 | 28 |





