








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6998 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6352 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2697 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4677 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,822 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lollypop | 67% | 90 |
| #2 | DanielH | 65% | 106 |
| #3 | Steadfast | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | Sithis | 60% | 166 |
| #5 | oats | 54% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | May | 50% | 28 |
| #11 | ezstaysafe | 50% | 123 |
| #12 | sticky fingers | 48% | 33 |
| #13 | Tyreek Hill | 47% | 141 |
| #14 | kortness | 43% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sithis | 22 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Fictionul | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Steadfast | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Lollypop | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Chilla | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilla | 816 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | Fictionul | 653 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Sithis | 564 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | DanielH | 562 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #5 | Tyreek Hill | 506 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steadfast | +4.56 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | Lollypop | +3.18 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | DanielH | +2.54 | 64 | 78 |
| #4 | sticky fingers | +1.76 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | Chilla | +0.91 | 76 | 67 |





