








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,991 | |
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5250 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6173 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2022 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3997 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,229,536 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Möyhentäjä | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | DubbaDuulix★ | 53% | 124 |
| #3 | frd | 53% | 160 |
| #4 | Flint | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | toMi | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | MAR | 47% | 137 |
| #10 | Juluma | 47% | 30 |
| #11 | mADR | 45% | 31 |
| #12 | Samppa | 45% | 132 |
| #13 | olli | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | toMi | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | MAR | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | jupe | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 346 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | DubbaDuulix★ | 336 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | MAR | 328 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | jupe | 277 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Flint | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +4.72 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Flint | +1.89 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | e2 | +0.88 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | toMi | +0.71 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | DubbaDuulix★ | +0.63 | 71 | 64 |





