








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1054 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1826 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2137 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,310 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Möyhentäjä | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | jupe | 55% | 91 |
| #3 | Samppa | 52% | 77 |
| #4 | frd | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | e2 | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | frd | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | e2 | 50% | 157 |
| #6 | DubbaDuulix★ | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | Flint | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | MAR | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | DubbaDuulix★ | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | e2 | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | jupe | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MAR | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 468 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | e2 | 450 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | DubbaDuulix★ | 255 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | MAR | 235 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | jupe | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +5.25 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Flint | +2.25 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | jupe | +1.03 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | e2 | +0.93 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | DubbaDuulix★ | +0.66 | 71 | 60 |





