








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2421 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2185 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3207 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2417 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,927 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flint | 54% | 113 |
| #2 | e2 | 53% | 124 |
| #3 | olli | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Möyhentäjä | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | frd | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | flouZi | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | MAR | 48% | 44 |
| #9 | Samppa | 47% | 36 |
| #10 | jupe | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Flint | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | MAR | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | e2 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 358 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Flint | 299 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | frd | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | MAR | 117 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | jupe | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +4.50 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | Flint | +1.60 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | DubbaDuulix★ | +0.64 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | e2 | +0.40 | 60 | 74 |
| #5 | flouZi | +0.15 | 55 | 72 |





