








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 16% |
| Smokes | 849 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1081 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,492 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | frd | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | DubbaDuulix★ | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | Flint | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | MAR | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | e2 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | MAR | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jupe | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | DubbaDuulix★ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 350 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | MAR | 232 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | frd | 184 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | jupe | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | DubbaDuulix★ | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +4.32 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | e2 | +1.66 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | Flint | +1.63 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | DubbaDuulix★ | +1.23 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | flouZi | +0.61 | 64 | 71 |





