








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2159 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1897 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,832 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | Silkki | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Flint | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | DubbaDuulix★ | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | jupe | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | e2 | 47% | 137 |
| #7 | frd | 47% | 75 |
| #8 | flouZi | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 45% | 82 |
| #10 | Samppa | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | frd | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | jupe | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Samppa | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 337 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | frd | 163 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | DubbaDuulix★ | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | navi - kelkkö sauc3 | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | flouZi | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +4.77 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | e2 | +1.54 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | DubbaDuulix★ | +1.22 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | Flint | +0.86 | 84 | 67 |
| #5 | olli | +0.65 | 78 | 63 |





