








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2119 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2064 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3184 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2481 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,797 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXTentacion's BMW i8 | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Mana | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Tuna | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | zeke | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Jonathan Jones | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niga williams | 752 | 0.36 | 23 min |
| #2 | Tuna | 686 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #3 | Mana | 574 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | Jonathan Jones | 250 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | zeke | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muasome | +7.89 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | Lesterken | +4.41 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | william adesanya | +3.41 | 77 | 40 |
| #4 | niga williams | +2.30 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | XXXTentacion's BMW i8 | +1.34 | 90 | 58 |





