








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2730 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3318 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3855 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,323,560 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | Kapten Ståfräs | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Ms Bugsy | 51% | 109 |
| #4 | SuperBad | 46% | 63 |
| #5 | RichterTV | 43% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bugsy77 | 41% | 128 |
| #7 | Maja<3 | 38% | 71 |
| #8 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 37% | 119 |
| #9 | FieldForest | 37% | 30 |
| #10 | SprängBengt | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Ms Bugsy | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | RichterTV | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Bugsy77 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | SuperBad | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 185 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ms Bugsy | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 151 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | VanDracul | 149 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | SuperBad | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | +6.29 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | SuperBad | +5.21 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | +5.03 | 49 | 74 |
| #4 | Ms Bugsy | +2.37 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | +1.93 | 47 | 48 |





