








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3436 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2108 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1468 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1956 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,294 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solopoopie | 77% | 30 |
| #2 | Zach | 68% | 124 |
| #3 | Asap | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | Epic | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | Zach | 65% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Randillion | 63% | 261 |
| #7 | honk | 59% | 34 |
| #8 | Rise | 52% | 27 |
| #9 | super zero | 50% | 16 |
| #10 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zach | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Randillion | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Zach | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | honk | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Asap | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | 907 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | Zach | 561 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Zach | 531 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | Rise | 105 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic | +2.27 | 85 | 41 |
| #2 | Randillion | +2.27 | 91 | 71 |
| #3 | EliteEthan117 | +1.21 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | honk | +1.16 | 88 | 21 |
| #5 | Rise | +0.89 | 75 | 67 |





