








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2043 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2728 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,536 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solopoopie | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | Zach | 69% | 113 |
| #3 | Epic | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | honk | 67% | 30 |
| #5 | Randillion | 66% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Randillion | 66% | 219 |
| #6 | Asap | 66% | 29 |
| #7 | EliteEthan117 | 65% | 214 |
| #8 | super zero | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | Rise | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliteEthan117 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Randillion | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Zach | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | honk | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Asap | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliteEthan117 | 1044 | 0.23 | 27 min |
| #2 | Randillion | 789 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #3 | Zach | 519 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | Rise | 71 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Asap | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic | +2.31 | 86 | 41 |
| #2 | Randillion | +2.29 | 92 | 70 |
| #3 | honk | +1.44 | 88 | 22 |
| #4 | EliteEthan117 | +1.36 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Rise | +0.07 | 76 | 69 |





