








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5207 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4119 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4942 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3267 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,656 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Neg0tiator | 94% | 35 |
| #2 | King Salt | 89% | 97 |
| #3 | Zerstörung | 83% | 40 |
| #4 | Zach | 69% | 113 |
| #5 | Randillion | 69% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zach | 69% | 113 |
| #5 | Randillion | 69% | 182 |
| #6 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 68% | 25 |
| #7 | EliteEthan117 | 68% | 124 |
| #8 | Rise | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zach | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Randillion | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | EliteEthan117 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Zerstörung | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | King Salt | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | 666 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | EliteEthan117 | 658 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #3 | Zach | 294 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rise | 140 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zerstörung | 92 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerstörung | +2.80 | 78 | 78 |
| #2 | Randillion | +2.60 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | EliteEthan117 | +1.82 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Rise | +1.68 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | The Neg0tiator | +0.97 | 79 | 56 |





