








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 365 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1838 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2589 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2454 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1294 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,719,206 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | 73% | 67 |
| #2 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 61% | 64 |
| #3 | Timmy | 55% | 108 |
| #4 | harpy HI-EVO MIX | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | Kam | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | 73% | 67 |
| #2 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 61% | 64 |
| #3 | Timmy | 55% | 108 |
| #4 | harpy HI-EVO MIX | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | Kam | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmy | 25 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Kam | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | harpy HI-EVO MIX | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Randillion | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | 252 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Timmy | 214 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kam | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | harpy HI-EVO MIX | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randillion | +5.46 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | Timmy | +2.33 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | harpy HI-EVO MIX | +2.12 | 92 | 27 |
| #4 | Solopoopie | +1.96 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | Kam | -0.72 | 42 | 61 |





