








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1253 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1714 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1060 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1145 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,854 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGMAC227 | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Lance Armstrong | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | chunter | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | {𝓝𝓦𝓖𝓒} The Lion | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | SaltySeadog35 | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Z2 | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | pretep | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | airi ^v | 42% | 113 |
| #12 | jacksonrocks01 | 30% | 30 |
| #13 | Dr. Insano F. Maniac | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airi ^v | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | tastefulracist_01 | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Tip Playa | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Lance Armstrong | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | bober | 3 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airi ^v | 205 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tip Playa | 164 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lance Armstrong | 161 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | tastefulracist_01 | 75 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Z2 | 56 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z2 | +6.26 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | chunter | +2.79 | 89 | 50 |
| #3 | tastefulracist_01 | +2.25 | 57 | 53 |
| #4 | bober | +1.04 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | user_14 | +0.32 | 34 | 48 |





