








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 520 | 33% |
| Smokes | 146 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 157 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,855 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toshiroKing | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | tastefulracist_01 | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | Tip Playa | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | Lance Armstrong | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | bober | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | user_14 | 46% | 41 |
| #8 | {𝓝𝓦𝓖𝓒} The Lion | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | pretep | 37% | 19 |
| #10 | BIGMAC227 | 33% | 9 |
| #11 | jacksonrocks01 | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tastefulracist_01 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | airi ^v | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | user_14 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | {𝓝𝓦𝓖𝓒} The Lion | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airi ^v | 87 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lance Armstrong | 74 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | user_14 | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tip Playa | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | tastefulracist_01 | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tastefulracist_01 | +3.13 | 54 | 48 |
| #2 | toshiroKing | +2.66 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | bober | +0.86 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | BIGMAC227 | +0.38 | 51 | 42 |
| #5 | user_14 | +0.04 | 43 | 44 |





