








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3193 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1606 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1148 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,349 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClimaX | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Teuv0 | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | martin elovaarasta | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Alinhox | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | dj | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Unijoni | 45% | 51 |
| #10 | Tusse | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | Paske | 41% | 27 |
| #12 | maketin | 41% | 37 |
| #13 | awis | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Art0♚ | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Kkammos | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | KooJii | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | maketin | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ClimaX | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kkammos | 557 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | Art0♚ | 531 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | KooJii | 406 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | Alinhox | 186 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | Paske | 104 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClimaX | +3.84 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | Alinhox | +2.58 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Teuv0 | +2.32 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | maketin | +1.94 | 88 | 48 |
| #5 | awis | +1.65 | 70 | 61 |





