








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1977 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2352 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1808 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2194 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,223 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alinhox | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | maketin | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | awis | 52% | 99 |
| #4 | Art0♚ | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | KooJii | 48% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Art0♚ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | KooJii | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Paske | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | cs_pera | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Kkammos | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KooJii | 424 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | awis | 349 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Paske | 343 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | cs_pera | 220 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | janki | 190 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awis | +2.17 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | cs_pera | +2.08 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | maketin | +1.45 | 89 | 46 |
| #4 | Alinhox | +1.00 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | Unijoni | -0.58 | 60 | 62 |





