








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 732 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3692 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2871 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3208 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2783 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,303 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teuv0 | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | SMiLY | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | ClimaX | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | dj | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | martin elovaarasta | 51% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Art0♚ | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | janki | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SMiLY | 8 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | ClimaX | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | KooJii | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | janki | 730 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | Art0♚ | 584 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | KooJii | 351 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Teuv0 | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Paske | 130 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClimaX | +3.54 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | awis | +2.85 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Teuv0 | +2.05 | 74 | 78 |
| #4 | maketin | +1.28 | 90 | 54 |
| #5 | Art0♚ | +0.76 | 60 | 73 |





