








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2403 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2305 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1353 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,330,248 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teuv0 | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | janki | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Kkammos | 51% | 92 |
| #4 | KooJii | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Art0♚ | 49% | 284 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teuv0 | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | janki | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Kkammos | 51% | 92 |
| #4 | KooJii | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Art0♚ | 49% | 284 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Art0♚ | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Kkammos | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | janki | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Art0♚ | 587 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kkammos | 276 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | janki | 196 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Teuv0 | 79 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | KooJii | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teuv0 | +2.67 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | Art0♚ | +1.96 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | Kkammos | -0.36 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | martin elovaarasta | -0.49 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | KooJii | -0.68 | 70 | 63 |





