








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7776 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7627 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8068 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6970 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,657,714 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paske | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | janki | 51% | 244 |
| #3 | awis | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | KooJii | 50% | 171 |
| #5 | Unijoni | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KooJii | 50% | 171 |
| #5 | Unijoni | 49% | 81 |
| #6 | maketin | 49% | 49 |
| #7 | martin elovaarasta | 49% | 284 |
| #8 | Kkammos | 49% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | janki | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Kkammos | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | martin elovaarasta | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | KooJii | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Unijoni | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | janki | 1058 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | Kkammos | 794 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #3 | KooJii | 521 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | martin elovaarasta | 447 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Paske | 190 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awis | +2.91 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | maketin | +2.51 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | Art0♚ | +0.58 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | KooJii | -0.20 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | Kkammos | -0.34 | 59 | 72 |





