








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4615 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4152 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6025 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3942 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,148,413 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dullerturtle | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | joe | 53% | 169 |
| #3 | rafal | 45% | 219 |
| #4 | kikkeli | 44% | 316 |
| #5 | Röökiboss | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kace | 43% | 35 |
| #7 | Nukku-Pasi | 42% | 184 |
| #8 | Samppa | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | jelloeh | 37% | 99 |
| #10 | Hovikuski | 34% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kikkeli | 19 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | joe | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | rafal | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Nukku-Pasi | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Hovikuski | 7 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kikkeli | 806 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | rafal | 800 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | joe | 417 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Nukku-Pasi | 232 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Röökiboss | 157 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joe | +6.46 | 91 | 77 |
| #2 | 30sekRipe | -0.03 | 58 | 67 |
| #3 | kace | -0.80 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | jelloeh | -1.09 | 46 | 46 |
| #5 | rafal | -1.75 | 50 | 64 |





