








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5231 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3664 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5361 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4644 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,729 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kosunenb | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | 30sekRipe | 53% | 169 |
| #3 | Röökiboss | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | KovaArska | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | Dullerturtle | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Nukku-Pasi | 40% | 100 |
| #9 | jelloeh | 38% | 29 |
| #10 | Small M | 37% | 30 |
| #11 | kace | 35% | 37 |
| #12 | Hovikuski | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafal | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | 30sekRipe | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | kikkeli | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Nukku-Pasi | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Hovikuski | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafal | 638 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Röökiboss | 477 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | kikkeli | 416 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | 30sekRipe | 413 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Dullerturtle | 228 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joe | +6.04 | 91 | 76 |
| #2 | kosunenb | +1.07 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | 30sekRipe | -0.97 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | KovaArska | -1.88 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | jelloeh | -2.07 | 52 | 46 |





