








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1162 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1157 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1173 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 859 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,286 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viking | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | ㋛ | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Tråklennart ツ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Guttyy | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | zertes | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ㋛ | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Tråklennart ツ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Guttyy | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | zertes | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | nomammon | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guttyy | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Tråklennart ツ | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Viking | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ㋛ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | zertes | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guttyy | 186 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | ㋛ | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tråklennart ツ | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | zertes | 92 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Viking | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tråklennart ツ | +2.42 | 48 | 67 |
| #2 | Jungle | +1.08 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | ㋛ | +0.26 | 62 | 73 |
| #4 | zertes | -0.36 | 59 | 72 |
| #5 | Viking | -0.56 | 59 | 74 |





