








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4174 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3500 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2839 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2146 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,328 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo2k | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | ΛBBIƬƬY BΛBBIƬƬY | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | ✪ Light The Beam | 52% | 103 |
| #4 | DizzyWallins | 52% | 132 |
| #5 | gwobby | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Broseff | 47% | 180 |
| #7 | doc shifty | 47% | 30 |
| #8 | Fatal | 45% | 42 |
| #9 | theoriginalmres | 38% | 40 |
| #10 | ❤Poochie❤ | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broseff | 19 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Leo2k | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Fatal | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ✪ Light The Beam | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | theoriginalmres | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broseff | 351 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | DizzyWallins | 252 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ Light The Beam | 200 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Leo2k | 173 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | gwobby | 63 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chip3.0 | +4.10 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | Leo2k | +2.37 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Broseff | +0.03 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | gwobby | -0.65 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | ✪ Light The Beam | -0.86 | 52 | 61 |





