








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5871 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7456 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9704 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6689 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,376,568 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chip3.0 | 52% | 132 |
| #2 | Milpert | 51% | 104 |
| #3 | Leo2k | 50% | 189 |
| #4 | Broseff | 49% | 301 |
| #5 | ✪ Light The Beam | 47% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ΛBBIƬƬY BΛBBIƬƬY | 46% | 129 |
| #7 | ❤Poochie❤ | 45% | 354 |
| #8 | doc shifty | 44% | 360 |
| #9 | Fatal | 43% | 307 |
| #10 | theoriginalmres | 34% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broseff | 45 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Fatal | 34 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ✪ Light The Beam | 29 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | ❤Poochie❤ | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | doc shifty | 12 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chip3.0 | 741 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #2 | ❤Poochie❤ | 699 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Broseff | 568 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Fatal | 536 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ Light The Beam | 481 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chip3.0 | +4.13 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Leo2k | +2.53 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | Broseff | +1.43 | 47 | 45 |
| #4 | ✪ Light The Beam | +0.70 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | ❤Poochie❤ | +0.39 | 52 | 48 |





