








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4854 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3897 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2840 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,491 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloeiii | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Thompie | 56% | 167 |
| #3 | Kappie | 55% | 205 |
| #4 | Vibe Check | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | DusntAxe | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kappie | 55% | 205 |
| #4 | Vibe Check | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | DusntAxe | 54% | 67 |
| #6 | TPPH | 53% | 144 |
| #7 | Williamo | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kappie | 35 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | TPPH | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Thompie | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | DusntAxe | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Williamo | 7 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kappie | 509 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Thompie | 437 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | TPPH | 345 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | DusntAxe | 331 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | Williamo | 178 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klutch | +3.13 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | Gloeiii | +1.02 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | DusntAxe | +0.10 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | Kappie | -0.32 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | Thompie | -0.50 | 77 | 63 |





