








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5985 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5527 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5782 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4959 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,792,464 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barry McCockiner | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Byeano | 54% | 253 |
| #3 | Baraccoli | 54% | 132 |
| #4 | pinny | 53% | 270 |
| #5 | F. | 53% | 377 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | mayhem | 46% | 59 |
| #9 | Broughbot | 46% | 57 |
| #10 | Mayfield | 45% | 42 |
| #11 | M4PREZ | 43% | 74 |
| #12 | deviLout- | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Byeano | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Baraccoli | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | mishka | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | F. | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | deviLout- | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F. | 1517 | 0.19 | 49 min |
| #2 | Byeano | 1429 | 0.27 | 47 min |
| #3 | mishka | 1256 | 0.15 | 36 min |
| #4 | pinny | 573 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | Baraccoli | 387 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Byeano | +2.32 | 66 | 84 |
| #2 | Baraccoli | +2.15 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | thomas | +1.59 | 75 | 80 |
| #4 | M4PREZ | +0.24 | 46 | 67 |
| #5 | mayhem | +0.04 | 81 | 74 |





