








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3545 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3843 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2260 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3502 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,922,680 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thomas | 53% | 270 |
| #2 | Byeano | 52% | 180 |
| #3 | mishka | 52% | 316 |
| #4 | F. | 52% | 273 |
| #5 | Baraccoli | 52% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mishka | 52% | 316 |
| #4 | F. | 52% | 273 |
| #5 | Baraccoli | 52% | 87 |
| #6 | 88jake | 49% | 61 |
| #7 | M4PREZ | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baraccoli | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | mishka | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | F. | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Byeano | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F. | 1139 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | mishka | 952 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #3 | Byeano | 936 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #4 | thomas | 887 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #5 | Baraccoli | 280 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baraccoli | +2.66 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Byeano | +2.14 | 64 | 84 |
| #3 | thomas | +1.71 | 76 | 81 |
| #4 | pinny | +0.06 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | mishka | -0.31 | 65 | 71 |





