








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Esplay | 63 matches | 1,622 | |
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5389 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6250 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4287 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3665 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,082,535 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZZRunner | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | HeteNicco[G] | 53% | 90 |
| #3 | AZZA | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Apprentice | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Adoon | 51% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | goodie | 45% | 86 |
| #12 | brew | 45% | 117 |
| #13 | Joa | 44% | 43 |
| #14 | yuo are smart | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | Vikoboh!Hans Bauge | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruby Rose | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | xlb | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Adoon | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | brew | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adoon | 515 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | HeteNicco[G] | 433 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | xlb | 297 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ruby Rose | 252 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Vikoboh!Hans Bauge | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZZA | +3.58 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | ZZRunner | +2.30 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Joa | +1.87 | 58 | 68 |
| #4 | brew | +1.25 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Adoon | +0.41 | 59 | 73 |





