








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2162 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1453 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1302 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1407 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,470 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrimeOP | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Rags_ | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Molly | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | bevvenator | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | WoodZcope | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | index | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | THE KING DEEZY | 42% | 12 |
| #13 | o'0 Scriib | 41% | 39 |
| #14 | bhjz | 40% | 10 |
| #15 | klon | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Geo - stratbox.app | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | bevvenator | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Rags_ | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Molly | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 338 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | index | 180 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | Geo - stratbox.app | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | o'0 Scriib | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lucas | 107 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bevvenator | +7.10 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | PrimeOP | +4.87 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | T1mM | +4.72 | 87 | 74 |
| #4 | WoodZcope | +3.23 | 93 | 62 |
| #5 | klon | +2.40 | 80 | 58 |





