








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3325 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2690 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2877 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,682 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delew0w | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Lucas | 68% | 103 |
| #3 | T1mM | 62% | 53 |
| #4 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 62% | 116 |
| #5 | Vilda | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | bhjz | 56% | 16 |
| #11 | biscu | 56% | 48 |
| #12 | Molly | 56% | 36 |
| #13 | o'0 Scriib | 56% | 99 |
| #14 | enzo | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Molly | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | biscu | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 591 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | o'0 Scriib | 346 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 327 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | biscu | 288 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | index | 248 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BbB | +2.67 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | delew0w | +2.41 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | T1mM | +2.17 | 72 | 79 |
| #4 | Lucas | +2.05 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | +1.72 | 85 | 67 |





